The show combines the fairy tales Little Red Ridinghood, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, The Three Little Pigs, and Hansel and Gretel.
Eventually, tired from her long walk down the "shortcut," Goldilocks stops at a house where she finds three bowls of porridge, three chairs, and three beds.
She tries all three porridges and eats the last one, sits in all the chairs and breaks the last one, and lies down in all the beds before falling asleep in the last one.
The wolf jumps at her, but the actual grandmother comes out of the bathroom and beats him with a baseball bat.
Goldilocks returns to Hansel and Gretel with Baby Bear, who breaks open both the house and the cage.
The witch returns to her home to eat Hansel and Gretel, who trick her into wandering into her own cage, which they lock her in.
She goes on like this until the wolf and the witch bump into each other, which of course is impossible, causing both of them to explode, blowing down the house with them.
Goldilocks- a 12-year-old girl, who combines the two classic fairy tale characters of Goldilocks and Little Red Ridinghood.
Brother Pig- middle aged, though usually played by a youth, a candor character, and a peacemaker between his sisters.
Little Sister Pig- middle aged, though usually played by a youth, sarcastic and unenthusiastic about everything.
The show has been performed one more time since then, from September 15 to 16 at the Mid Michigan Family Theatre in 2014.