Also on Bert and Emilia's blanket are a bag, and a magazine with the text "Brudar" ("chicks") and two breasts.
Since late October last year, Bert is in love with a girl in the same class at school named Emilia, despite the other guys thinks she is a "wimp" because of good gradeing and school, good behavior and ironed clothes, and Bert knows about the risk.
In January, Bert sends Emilia a letter, with the nasty "Höpp och skit" finishing lines.
From a distance, the sound of sirens appear, and Bert realize the local police is about to arrive, to investigate what has happened.
Emilia is required to go with her arm in esmarch bandage for weeks, and words can't describe how much Bert wants to apologize, and instead he just walks away.
Åke is kicked out of the team by the coach Gordon for throwing a rubber doll into the soccer ground in the third game, instead of playing himself.
On 8 May Åke celebrates his name day by trying to "increase" the speed of his bicycle by removing the chain and the breaks, and take off from the central hill before falling right into the watchmaker's display window.
When being required to pay a bill, he chops down a flag pole outside the town hall struggling against "corruption ".
During summer, Bert takes his first summer job, as "ice cream guy" (Swedish: "glassgosse") at Bengtssons Café, which Bert first mistakes as "glassig gosse" ("flashy guy"), and wears a white tie and buys a cigar (Note: Underage smoking was legal in Sweden until 1997) which he hears during the job interview, when he learns it's all about an "ice cream guy", and that he can't smoke.
Åke takes a summer job as a comedian at a factory, but is kicked out after telling jokes about unemployed people on the day after 500 employees had been fired.
When the 8th grade starts, Bert's class has family and consumer science, and after behaving bad towards the schoolteacher, Lill-Erik is only allowed theoretical education.
By October Lill-Erik tells he has begun weightlifting, but soon it becomes clear it is not with strong guys in the upper levels of the Swedish primary school, but rather with 3 kilo weights with students from the lower levels of the Swedish primary school.
Bert's band, the Heman Hunters, offers to attend the funeral and play calm rock ballads, but instead a Gotland native blows in a trumpet.
By late October, the school nurse takes blood samples from the pupils of Bert's class do, where the guys are screaming to scare each other.
Bert regrets writing: "Snoppen sitter på kroppen och mår toppen" ("The penis is on the body and feels great").
Åke has stolen a Red Cross collection box in November, and tricks people that the money are aimed at "charity", which actually is pieces to Åke's old, and together they collect 134 SEK and 2 Finnish markka (when Lill-Erik sings Vi äro musikanter with Finnish-sounding voice break).
Torleif announces he will move, playing a funeral tune on his flute, as the entire band cheers.
Bert and Emilia give Lill-Erik an aspirin with rose hip soup before sending him to bed.
Continuing home alone, Bert on his way spots a "very hot" girl at the all-day long-open store "Harrys Plejs".