Brainard Cemetery is a historic 1.1-acre (0.45 ha) cemetery in Portland, Oregon's Montavilla neighborhood, in the United States.

Operated by Metro, the cemetery was acquired by Multnomah County in 1953.

[1] In 2015, the Portland Mercury included Brainard Cemetery in a list of "Portland's Most Overrated Cemeteries", saying: "Don't waste your time.

Brainard's the equivalent of the darkened street where you know people are home, but no one's giving out treats.

There's one casually racist specter named Emmett who's usually around, but he's a bummer more than anything else.