[1] A footballer is forced into a life of crime in order to help clear his best friend from a gambling debt owed to gangsters.
[6] Little White Lies (magazine) described it as “ridiculously silly” but “somewhere within its bewildering make-up is a meta work which applies dream logic to a rejected plot from Footballers’ Wives, while starring contestants from Celebrity Big Brother.
It is both terrible and utterly fascinating.”[7] The Independent declared “As a directorial debut, Richard Colton really has served up a turkey”.
[1] The Guardian argued the film might not actually exist but rather had been “precision engineered specifically to send me – and me alone – to the point of gibbering meltdown.
host Josh Widdicombe described it as “the worse acted 90 minutes I have seen of anything, and I include school nativities in that”.