[2] The episode begins with the pair in Lily Linneker's (Lisa Maxwell) Love Bureau as they watch the dating videos the two made earlier.
Meanwhile, Eddie turns down a date with Sarah Ferguson with great disgust, suggesting he would rather leave the agency office to maintain his "dignity".
Whilst preparing food for the date, Richie mistakes bowls of caviar for unwashed dishes, and throws them away.
Eddie explains that their potato masher is missing after being borrowed by a friend by the name of Harry "I'll Do Anything For Half A Pint" Grundy.
After removing her wrap and lowering his glasses, he ogles her cleavage, causing Richie to become enraged and beat him repeatedly with an umbrella.
Richie goes on to state that this flat is simply his "London pomme de terre", and that his main castles are scattered all over the country as he never knows where he is going to be.
Returning to the kitchen for dinner, Richie repeatedly finds unintentional double entendres in what Eddie is saying while he serves the food.
On the Bottom Fluff out-takes video, it is shown that the entire first scene of this episode, with Richie and Eddie filling out their dating forms, and featuring an uncredited appearance by Nadia Sawalha, was edited out for timing reasons.
Most of the removed dialogue would later be recycled to appear in the first Bottom Live stage show, and in some scenes in the following series.