"Burglary" is the third episode of the second series of British television sitcom, Bottom.
Richie suggests they simply use the key and tells Eddie that the burglars will hear him shooting his gun.
Richie falls off Eddie's back and down the stairs, landing on the burglar (played by Paul Bradley).
Unfortunately, due to a lack of training on interrogation, Richie calls the police instead, but puts the phone down halfway through when Eddie finds the burglar's bag, which is full of silverware.
They plan to sell the silver and make a new life in the Bahamas and are walking out of the flat when they realise that something must be done with the burglar.
The officers leave, after hitting Richie on the head with a truncheon for wasting police time.
They have mouse traps positioned in front of their genitals, and Eddie has a note attached to his knee.