[2] One Friday night, Richie and Eddie return home from a disappointing night "on the pull"; Richie's "bird" lies to him, claiming to be a lesbian, and he wastes half an hour on two women by winking, clenching his buttocks, and prancing backwards and forwards to the gents, until the pair of women left with two other men and Eddie was kicked in the testicles for stuffing a Vimto bottle down his trousers and shouting "Whoo-Hoo!
In a desperate attempt to get a girlfriend, the two write a "lonely hearts" advert for Richie to put in the local paper.
The pair then venture to their local pub, The Lamb and Flag, where Richie attempts to pick up the wife (Harriet Thorpe) of a large man (Clive Mantle).
He and Eddie pretend to be insane in order to prevent him from beating them up, but not before Richie has his testicles crushed by the man.
They then pursue two young women (Cindy Shelley and Carla Mendonça) sat nearby, who are eager for them to leave.