"Got No Fans" is a song by British Internet celebrity The Wealdstone Raider (real name Gordon Hill).

The song stems from a YouTube video of Hill taunting opposition fans at a Whitehawk F.C.

Released as a charity single on 14 December 2014, "Got No Fans" entered the 2014 race for Christmas number one in the United Kingdom and charted at No.

5 in the UK Singles Chart on 22 December 2014, with Ben Haenow, Mark Ronson feat.

Demi Lovato, and Ed Sheeran being the only artists to chart higher.