Hal Dominic Bart Cruttenden (born 9 September 1969) is an English stand-up comedian, actor, presenter, and writer.

Hal Dominic Bart Cruttenden was born in the Ealing district of London on 9 September 1969.

[3][4] Cruttenden studied acting and had small roles on shows such as EastEnders and Kavanagh QC in the 1990s, as well as voicing BBC radio traffic reports.

Despite nervousness, he performed stand-up comedy for the first time at the age of 27.

[6] Cruttenden married Dawn Coulter, a Northern Irish artist from Derry, in 2000,[7] they divorced in 2022.