How to Get Everything You Ever Wanted in Ten Easy Steps is the third album by English indie band the Ordinary Boys, released following lead singer Samuel Preston's appearance on Celebrity Big Brother in January 2006.

It signified a transition in the band's sound from ska-inspired British indie to a more pop and disco one.

The band put all of the songs from the album on their Myspace page for fans to listen to.

The record has been billed by the band as their best album and the one which they are most proud of, but response from critics, fans and the general public was mixed and lukewarm.

Andy Gill of The Independent rated it two stars, stating "the album's supposedly sardonic take on tabloid celebrity culture is fatally compromised by songwriter Preston's embrace of it.