I do not like (or love) thee, Doctor Fell is an epigram, said to have been translated by satirical English poet Tom Brown in 1680.
The anecdote associated with the origin of the rhyme is that when Brown was a student at Christ Church, Oxford, he was caught doing mischief.
The college dean, John Fell (1625–1686) had expelled Brown but offered to take him back if he passed a test.
If Brown could make an extempore translation of the thirty-second epigram of Martial, his expulsion would be cancelled.
The epigram in Latin is as follows: Non amo te, Sabidi, nec possum dicere quare.