"L'amour n'est rien..." (English: "Love Is Nothing...") is a 2005 song recorded by French singer-songwriter Mylène Farmer.

The song was released as the fourth single from Farmer's sixth studio album Avant que l'ombre... on 27 March 2006.

"L'Amour n'est rien..." was illustrated by a music video which was perhaps one of the simplest in singer's career, and in which she performs a striptease.

"L'amour n'est rien..." is the only song from Avant que l'ombre... whose music was composed both by Mylène Farmer and Laurent Boutonnat.

The music, the most cheerful and lively of the album with "Peut-être toi", was inspired by a free ditty which was also covered by Dorothée in her song "Hou!

[3] Initially, Farmer did not want to illustrate this song with a video, but eventually accepted to make a few tests in a studio in Paris.

Many people saw in this video a sarcastic response to the photographers who had published a few time before unauthorised photos of Farmer when she was bathing naked on a private beach in the Seychelles.

Farmer wore a black top which she removed gradually while performing with a suggestive mouvement of the hips.

[10] Later, in December 2006, the SNEP published the best-selling singles of the first nine months of 2006, and "L'amour n'est rien..." was ranked number 69.