Lolly Scramble: A Memoir of Little Consequence, published in 2005, is collection of autobiographical essays by New Zealand-Australian comedian Tony Martin.

A New Zealand TV show shoots a scene in the neighbourhood of Martin's friend from Thames South Primary.

Martin and his friend befriend a peer whose religion forbids board games, television and movies, who is rumoured to possess only one testicle.

An account of Martin's time in the advertising industry, starting at the bottom rung, and learning kerning.

Martin's experience with video game addiction, including Pong, Space Invaders, Donkey Kong, and GoldenEye 007.