"Me and the Farmer" is a single by British Indie rock band The Housemartins from the album The People Who Grinned Themselves to Death.

It reached #15 in the UK singles chart the week of 12 September 1987.

[2] The song had been written some 18 months previously, on 22 January 1986 (the same day as Happy Hour).

[3] The B-Side "Step Outside" later appeared on the 1988 compilation LP Now That's What I Call Quite Good.

The song is about how gentleman farmers treat their workers badly.