"People Who Love Peepholes" is the second episode of the ninth season of the American sitcom Two and a Half Men.
The 179th overall, the episode was written by series creators Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn, along with Eddie Gorodetsky and Jim Patterson, and directed by James Widdoes.
"And don’t worry, I’m not one to overstay my welcome"Walden buys the Harper beach house, and Alan prepares to move in with his mother Evelyn.
Disgusting him further, Evelyn tells Alan to come check on her if the date she's going to have rough sex with "can't hear her safe word".
Walden begins talking about his wife, Bridget, who has spurned him, driving more recklessly the more he dwells on the topic.
Alan and Walden leave, and wake up the next morning back in Malibu, drunk, naked, and sharing a deck chair and a blanket.
However, Bridget stops by and Alan ends up saving Walden by claiming Penelope is his girlfriend (much to her disgust) and leading her out.
Walden agrees, and Alan quietly celebrates moving back in, fully intending to stay for good.