Retired from Sad, New Career in Business is the second studio album by American musician Mitski.

Mitski recorded the project in 2013 while studying music at State University of New York at Purchase.

The album was her senior project and featured a 60-piece student orchestra.

In summer 2020, the track "Strawberry Blond" gained popularity on the social media app TikTok, specifically in the cottagecore community.

Herb singled out "Shame", "Circle", and "Strawberry Blond" in particular, saying that the latter "feels like a lost Dar Williams record".