People all over Canada commit mass suicide of despair for the princess' abduction and a candlelight vigil is held where Rush performs a version of "Candle in the Wind."
Ike answers the call and, while riding a bus to Canada, meets a fellow Canadian named Ugly Bob: a former actor for the Terrance and Phillip Show who has immigrated to America.
Throughout their journey, Scott espouses a variety of racist remarks towards the "Native Canadians", such as referring them to "polar gooks" and "ice beaners", and claims he once paid an Inuk to perform oral sex on him but she simply "[rubbed] her nose against [his] penis for 45 seconds and asked [him] to pay her!"
Eventually, after the monster hurls Scott and the Inuk woman across the room, Ike turns Tooth Decay to stone by exposing Ugly Bob's face to him.
During rehearsals Mackey consistently loses his temper with the children for singing flat or without feeling, directing his most scathing remarks at Kyle, and reveals that the play means a great deal to him: as Tooth Decay killed his father.
Ike receives a knighthood from the Canadian princess, an honor that fails to impress any of the boys (with the exception of Kyle), and the royal wedding begins again.
According to the DVD commentary, series creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker found both the royal wedding and the hype surrounding it to be peculiar, stating, "Whenever we talk about something no-one cares about we make it about Canada."