Take Away is a 2003 Australian comedy film, written by Dave O'Neil, who also features as a minor character, and Mark O'Toole.

It stars Vince Colosimo, Stephen Curry, Rose Byrne, John Howard and Nathan Phillips.

Tony Stilano and Trev Spackneys both own, live over and work in adjoining take-away fish and chip shops in Melbourne.

Although they have fallen into a habitual rivalry based on a cause long forgotten, the pair unite when the multinational fast-food outlet "Burgies" unveils a new store directly opposite the twin fish and chips shops.

His chips are made of dirty potatoes and he could not care less about health or safety precautions.