While slicing tomatoes for burgers, Bob is distracted by his family's chaotic behavior and accidentally cuts his hand.
Though the cut is small, Bob faints at the sight of his own blood and Linda must take him to the hospital, leaving the kids alone.
Louise gets the idea to turn the restaurant basement into an underground casino, hiring Zeke as bouncer and the Pesto twins to spread the word.
Tina becomes a waitress, and Gene assembles “The Cutie Patooties,” a girl group he'd formed at school the previous day, to perform.
Louise quickly becomes maniacal, abusing Tina and locking the Pesto twins in the walk-in cooler in their underwear to count money.
The kids are initially terrified, but Fischoeder reveals himself to be a gambler and pumps massive amounts of money into the casino.
The episode ends with Linda performing a musical number, “The Kids Run The Restaurant," with a chorus line of sailors.
Club gave the episode a B+, saying "As Bob's Burgers nears the end of its third season, the specific traits it adds to characters and setting will necessarily become critical parts of the stories moving forward, as will figuring out a way to balance the quirks of the characters with freedom of storytelling in each episode.