The second season of the reality series The Osbournes premiered on MTV on December 3, 2002, and concluded on August 12, 2003, consisting a total of 20 episodes.

As Jack is in the car going somewhere he makes a call saying there are fans on the lawn and the sprinklers should be turned on to scare them away.

Ozzy then announces that he and Sharon have been invited to Washington DC for a press dinner at the White House.

Jack then announces that Kelly has covered Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" and that she would be singing it at the MTV Movie Awards.

Sharon admits that she doesn't know who President Bush is and that Ozzy is starting to get stage fright.

That night on the ride home they pass a McDonald's and Jack is happy to see that the McRib is back.

Sharon recuperates at the family's Malibu beach house while undergoing treatment for colon cancer.

She is upset when her bag is lost (apparently seized by security because of concerns over her gun-shaped pin), leaving her without any extra underwear.

She first visits Germany, where she deals with several adoring fans and tries to fake her way through a radio interview conducted in German ("That's amazing.

Jack heads to North Carolina to film a guest spot for Dawson's Creek.

Sharon worries about the situation, but Ozzy encourages her to relax and just focus on living one day at a time.

Ozzy tries to warn her of the consequences of her actions, as they can't protect her if she gets arrested for underage drinking.

Sarah gets $10,000 for her services, and a job handling the slate during the filming of Kelly's video for "Shut Up."

Because Sharon's immune system is very weak due to the chemo, he fears that all of the germs will cause her to develop an infection.

Ozzy meets with a contractor about plans to build an outdoor kennel for all of the dogs, but Sharon quickly kills this idea.

The Osbournes pack their bags for Sin City as Ozzy prepares for a concert and Kelly celebrates her 18th birthday.

Sharon and Ozzy decide to renew their wedding vows at a hotel on New Year's Eve.

She tries to encourage Jack to settle down and find a steady girlfriend, but he would rather juggle several girls because the idea of a relationship freaks him out.

Sharon recalls the couple's first wedding night, when Ozzy passed out drunk in the hallway.

The pets suffer from a flea infestation, creating havoc around the house and leaving everyone itchy and miserable.

Sharon does not want her to go away alone (she prefers her to have security at all times), and drives Kelly crazy as she somewhat jokingly nags her.

Kelly calls Sharon for sympathy, but Jack gets on the line and complains about the cuts to the face he sustained from the punch.

Jack tries playing drums outside, and Ozzy blasts the loudest, most obnoxious music he can find.

Jack shows Robert the house and introduces him to the family's oldest dog, Sugar.

A devastated Sharon retreats to the family's Malibu home to escape memories of Minnie.