The first season of the reality series The Osbournes premiered on MTV on March 5 and concluded on May 7, 2002 with a total of 10 episodes.

The family deal with problems that could arise from such a situation - finding valuable furniture broken due to lousy packing and trying to set up the TV with no instructions.

Kelly and Sharon come with Ozzy to the show, but Jack stays at home, watching a documentary about marijuana instead.

While the Osbournes are still settling in, Kelly nearly sets the kitchen on fire, and Jack wanders around the background clad in pseudo Army gear in a daze.

The family's numerous dogs has been excreting far too many times in the house, and ruining valuable furniture in the process.

Ozzy sign autographs and takes photos with fans, including an entire squad of security guards.

Ozzy appears on a TRL show with daughter Kelly, who is told backstage not to swear on stage.

They also warn the family not to throw "the good food" over the fence, and to call them when the neighbors start playing up again.

Sharon talks with a friend over the phone saying that the original name for Ozzy's tour was going to be 'Black Christmas', but was inappropriate because of the 9/11 attacks and its aftermath, so they renamed it 'Merry Mayhem'.

On a day off, Sharon and Kelly go on a shopping spree at Saks Fifth Avenue, and loses Ozzy's credit card in the process.

Panic-stricken, Kelly takes the blame for the missing card and frantically searches her car and finally finds it under the driver's seat - in the middle of the night.

Jack parties out late, orders pizza in early morning, sleeps in, and plays games.

Ozzy eventually returns home and despite a broken leg, he has to fetch the cat which walks around the dangerous unfinished pool.

Ozzy works on the video for his song "Dreamer," and adamantly refuses to wear a bat coat.

Kelly grows frustrated when the media continually mentions Jack's work with Epic Records, as she feels they are implying that she isn't doing anything with her life.

Dill also smokes and drinks a lot, and Sharon is annoyed to find a bottle of Jack Daniels with his belongings.

The Osbournes are packing their stuff at the Peninsula Hotel in New York, and Sharon tells Ozzy and Jack that one of their tour truck drivers had an accident the other day.

Later they are on a tour bus driving around New York, and Sharon is informed that Michael, their security guard, had been arrested for robbing a house behind theirs.

After the dinner, Jack's and Kelly's girl friends, come over for a visit and talk with the Osbournes in the sitting room.

He plans to go out with it, but Sharon and Ozzy warns if he goes out with an army-style haircut, a tee with 'Cocaine' on it and holding a pocket knife, he would get arrested by the police.

The episode starts with Ozzy sitting in his dining room and enjoying dinner and recounts a time when a stray cat entered their house.

Note we actually hear and see Aimee (Whose face is blurred due to her not wanting to participate in the show) in this segment.