"Tie My Pecker to My Leg" is a song by Mojo Nixon.
It is a song that Mojo Nixon played at almost every live performance.
[1] According to an Artist Direct review of Whereabouts Unknown, "Tie My Pecker to My Leg" was Nixon's bawdiest song up to that point in his career.
[2] It was co-written with lead Beat Farmer Country Dick Montana.
In all versions of the song, the refrain was: Ed Cray in "The Erotic Muse" credits a variation of these lyrics to high school and college students in southern California:[4][5] There is also Vietnam era version sung to "exert some control over the penis" of "Tie My Pecker to my Leg.