"Unicorn Wizard" is a song written and performed by American comedy rock band Ninja Sex Party.

[1] The song was released as the band's fourth single on October 25, 2012, and was included as a track on the band's second studio album Strawberries and Cream.

A music video for the song was uploaded to YouTube on October 25, 2012.

[2] The video, which was directed by Jim Turner and Annie Quick, features animated sequences produced by Newgrounds animators Zach Hadel and Chris O'Neill.

John Eckes of the website One of Us listed "Unicorn Wizard" as the second best Ninja Sex Party song, writing that "the whole song is dramatic and yet hilarious.