Waiter (Dutch: Ober) is a 2006 Dutch-Belgian absurdist black comedy film by Alex van Warmerdam.

His sick wife, Ilse (Sylvia Poorta), is overly rude to him.

Customers at work constantly bully him and his neighbors make his life impossible.

Meanwhile, Edgar is pestered by his pushy girlfriend Victoria (Ariane Schluter), who constantly tries to be with him.

Driven to insanity by Herman and his obnoxious girlfriend Suzie (Thekla Reuten), Edgar constantly tries to interfere with his story.