He leaves them in care of their Aunt Tess (Patricia McBride) who is a militaristic religious extremist who only lets the kids do homework and chores while preaching to them against dating, staying up late, movies, music, and why their lifestyle is wrong.

They get into a physical struggle over Tom keeping it, and Aunt Tess accidentally gets fatally stabbed in the stomach.

Jon drives Kim's car to the airport to hide the evidence and hitches a ride back.

Denice and Tom are raking and mowing the lawn which Jon promised his father he would have done by the time he returned from the business meeting.

With only a little bit of time before their father's return, Jon assists in the raking and mowing.

Jon McBride acted, wrote, directed, edited, and composed Woodchipper Massacre.