David Chandra Batra (born 29 November 1972) is a Swedish stand-up comedian and TV actor.

He was born in Lund to an Indian father and a Swedish mother.

He has performed not only in Sweden but also in Denmark, Finland, Norway, Russia, Spain and USA.

On 25 August 2009, Batra released a music CD containing "irritating and annoying sounds" for people who have the intention of disturbing their neighbors.

The disk features loud snores, burps, sex noises and more.