South Park Elementary holds a cultural diversity event in which Kyle Broflovski gives a report on the role of Latinos in American technology.
Eric Cartman goes on stage to report on the effect of Latino culture on the arts in America.
Despite this offensive display, the judges inexplicably give him first place for having the best report, and he wins a $20 gift certificate at the mall.
When the actual Jennifer Lopez is directly told by the executives in a meeting that "we're firing you", she is infuriated, especially when she learns that her job has been replaced by a literal puppet.
Jennifer Lopez and her husband-to-be, Ben Affleck, show up at South Park Elementary in a limousine.
The next morning Cartman awakes to find in his bed a naked Affleck, with "Ms. Lopez" announcing that they had made love all night and are getting married.
Conner apologizes to Ben for playing with his heart and states that he will die because he has recently consumed a cyanide pill.
The episode ends with Jennifer Lopez working at a La Taco restaurant while on probation.