South Park Is Gay!

Kyle, whom they pressure into conforming but who later returns to his normal self, is beaten up by Craig, Token, Jason, and Tweak at school, and is abandoned by Cartman, Kenny, and even Stan.

The women of the town initially enjoy their husbands' improved hygiene and willingness to communicate, but soon tire of the men's increasing self-absorption.

Hoping to end the fad, Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave go to New York to kill the Fab Five, the hosts of "Queer Eye".

The five suddenly gravely turn to the others and their human bodies burst open, revealing themselves as an ancient race of "Crab People".

The Queer Eye producers are about to press charges on the women until they discover that the Fab Five were not human, noting that the Crab People tried this before with The Jeffersons.

At school, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman accept Kyle again, but when he complains that they previously forsook him, the others call him "gay" and go and play football.

In the Season 8 episode "Quest for Ratings", Eric Cartman suggests the Crab People while brainstorming ideas for a news show.