Eddie presents his gifts for Richie: a small empty bottle of Malibu rum, and a used toilet roll made into a "play telescope" featuring an image of Sue Carpenter in a bikini complete with a bad spelling speech bubble.
Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun arrive to attend Christmas dinner and are served glasses of gravy as a replacement for the sherry that Eddie already drank earlier.
They skip to the pudding; when Richie set the vodka margarine alight, Eddie is forced to extinguish the powerful blaze.
Spudgun, Eddie and Dave decide to give the child gifts; respectively, Terry's All Gold, a Frankenstein mask and an aftershave named "Grrr".
However, it turns out that the baby is Johnny, the grandson of Richie and Eddie's grumpy and unsocial landlord Mr. Harrison, whose daughter returns to collect the boy.