No Kissing Under Water (German: Unter Wasser küßt man nicht) is a 1962 Austrian comedy film directed by Erich Heindl and starring Gunther Philipp, Evi Kent and Rolf Olsen.

[1] The film's sets were designed by the art director Hans Zehetner.

Location shooting took place in Greece and Italy.

He hires an incompetent private detective to track her down and bring her home to Austria.

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