is a 1970 Broadway comedy by Richard Seff that starred Sam Levene and Molly Picon as Daniel and Hortense Brand, a married couple planning a vacation.

[1][2] The Broadway production ran for 96 performances after 16 previews at the Brooks Atkinson Theatre between February 2 and April 18, 1970; it was directed by Paul Aaron and produced by David Black in association with businessman and future U.S. President Donald Trump.

[4] Richard Seff said of Trump, who was making his first and only investment in a Broadway production, "He seemed to like to be in the theater but I think he looked at it more like real estate, like a business venture, period.

He lauded Sam Levene's performance, describing him as "blessedly funny, as he practically can't help being, no matter what curmudgeonly things he is called upon to do.

[6] The play has since been successfully revived in tours and dinner theatre, and it broke records in a run at Philadelphia's Playhouse in the Park with its original co-star Picon.