Plays Pretty for Baby is the second album by the American punk rock band Nation of Ulysses.

"The Sound of Jazz to Come" and "50,000 Watts of Goodwill" reference the opening track of A Love Supreme by John Coltrane in their respective openings, while the former references the similarly titled Ornette Coleman album, The Shape of Jazz to Come.

The album's first track begins with a live reading from Thus Spoke Zarathustra: To you the bold and foolish lambs.

For you do not feel for a rope like cowards, and where you can guess you hate to calculate.

Tracks 14–16 on the CD are not on the original album, and are taken from the 7-inch EP Birth of the Ulysses Aesthetic.