"There's No Such Thing as a Jaggy Snake" is a song by Biffy Clyro, and a track from their 2004 album, Infinity Land.

The song opens with a fast and erratic riff played on a Fender Stratocaster before bursting into a loud distorted guitar section.

After two "verses" in the screaming vocal style, the next sung section begins with the words "take extra special care."

Your forked stare cuts through" are the same as those in the preceding a capella track on the album "There's No Such Man as Crasp".

The final section in the song comprises an extended distorted guitar progression before the lyrics "You're facing a pointless task, and it's the same thing.