Blaine Harold Capatch (born September 19, 1965) is an American stand-up comedian and writer.

He grew up in the small town of Dallastown, Pennsylvania, where his father owned and operated a barber shop.

Capatch and then-comedy partner Patton Oswalt worked as sketch writers in the early years of MADtv.

[2] He also wrote for The Martin Short Show, Blue Collar TV, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, Mind of Mencia, Web Soup, and Comedy Central's Roast of Roseanne Barr, amongst others.

From 2008 to 2014 he hosted the weekly comedy show, What's Up Tiger Lily?, created by Maria Bamford and Melinda Hill in Los Angeles, California.