Strategic Grill Locations is a comedy album from Mitch Hedberg.

It is a recording of a performance at The Laff Stop comedy club in Houston, Texas, on September 7, 1999.

The album was originally self-published by Hedberg and sold through his website and at shows.

Like, I was cooking at this restaurant and I put a hot dog on the grill and my kitchen manager came over, and he said, "Mitch, put the hot dog up here, in the right hand corner of the grill, so in case you get a whole bunch of orders at once you have all this space available."

Hedberg's performance is accompanied by Chuck Savage on double bass.