During a night at the fair, Eddie and Richie are trapped on top of the tallest Ferris wheel in Western Europe, and the ride is scheduled to be blown up the next morning.
Richie and Eddie go to the fair for the evening and begin to talk about their night out on top of the tallest Ferris wheel in Western Europe.
They talk about an unfortunate incident on the Waltzers in which an elderly woman was covered in vomit; Eddie states "I had no idea I'd eaten so much."
Another unfortunate incident on the ghost train proved far too terrifying for Eddie causing him to soil himself, and he explains that luckily another man on the ride passed out whose trousers he took.
Eddie realises who Richie is talking about: they are "Keith and Deirdre" from the local pub's mixed couples nudie mud wrestling team.
Eddie takes a full plastic pint pot of bitter from his coat pocket and starts drinking.
However, the articles states that the wheel is due to be destroyed in a controlled explosion at dawn the following day as it is a "death trap" and would be too expensive to dismantle.
Eddie reveals a bottle of Brandy in which he has also added methylated spirits, Pernod, Paint stripper, Mr Sheen, Brake fluid and Drambuie.