An angry Bill, annoyed that he's getting older, arrives at the office and screams at his fellow Goodies to stop reminding him of his birthday.
Graeme is given curly mop hair, a hairy chest and Groucho Marx-style glasses, nose and moustache.
The Goodies wait to meet up with their dates, and soon discover that the computer organised three elderly ladies to be their companions for the night.
The Goodies are led on a night of fun by the ladies - firstly to a pub, then a screening of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, then a disco.
The trio decide to close down their business due to old age, and Graeme stands on the office balcony threatening to commit suicide.
Graeme blindfolds himself and prepares to end it all, but as he's about to enter the machine, the telephone rings, but the call is for the Goodies' resident Robot.
The Robot fires off fireworks from the top of his head and plays a recording of Land of Hope and Glory, winning the task.
The Goodies are fruitless as they try to think of a hit record but the machine tells them "No conferring" and the Robot wins by doing his version of Funky Gibbon.
The next task is Ecky Thump from the Kung Fu Kapers episode, Tim and Graeme prove no challenge for the Robot.
Bill decides to blow up his black pudding to ridiculous size, but it soon explodes all over him, meaning the Goodies lose another task.