Daylight Robbery on the Orient Express

The Goodies have started a bogus holiday service, which is engaged by a Detectives Club for its annual outing.

The train is boarded by members of the club dressed as famous detectives.

At the station, Bill creates the illusion the train is moving by running along the platform with various props, such as a cow, a tree and deer antlers.

More detectives disappear or die, prompting Bill to reference the original version of the rhyme from Agatha Christie's novel And Then There Were None: "Ten little s, sitting down to dine, someone cut their cufflinks off, now, there's only nine."

It transpires a group of badly behaved mimes, originally disguised as the Goodies, have stolen the train as part of an attempt to win the legendary "Gold Bore" at the French "Le Boring" competition.