At the Goodies office, which is being used for their newspaper Clarion & Globe, Bill is sighing sloppily over the framed photo of a very pretty girl, instead of concentrating on his job as a 'roving reporter'.
However, the plan fails because one of the suggestions comes a bit too close to home for Mildred's father's liking, and the furious Mr. Makepeace refuses to sanction a wedding between his daughter and Bill.
Bill's sad tale of woe has an unusual effect on Mr. Makepeace and he bursts out laughing.
The strains of the Liberty Bell March come through the open door and Graeme tells them: "Push off!
Bill attempts to commit suicide by signing up to take part in the Eurovision Raving Loony Contest as the British competitor.
Tim and Graeme sign on to take part in the Eurovision Raving Loony Contest, as competitors for the rest of the world, so that they can guard Bill from harm.