Football fans have become increasingly violent, and Bill, who is the worst offender, is arrested for disruptive behaviour by Tim (who has become a police officer).
Tim believes that the players are also to blame for the violence by the length of their shorts, and their provocative on-field behaviour after scoring goals.
But Tim dissmissed Greame's theory, and claims that if this was true, there should be "thousands of mindless zombies banned from all the football grounds roaming the streets in search of alternative stimulation".
While walking to the theatre, he is worried about the number of violent-looking young men, dressed as sports fans, who are heading in the same direction.
They dance against Aston Villa with their own team being Bill, Graeme, Kevin Keegan, Pelé, Johan Cruyff and Tim as manager.