It Might as Well Be String

After sales figures plummet following truth in ads, The Goodies come up with other product options.

Tim suggests that String is a pure, wholesome product, and Bill and Graeme agree to exploit it.

Later, Tim watches his favourite television programme Tomorrow's World, and is again horrified — this time because string is a failure as a product.

He then discovers that some mysterious men are making a lot of money by keeping a stockpile of string, so that the world is dependent on them.

Tim is furious and intends to put Graeme's and Bill's string empire out of business.